Fic: It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing (Ugly Betty)

Title: It Don’t Mean A Thing If It Ain’t Got That Swing
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Ugly Betty
Rating: R
Warnings: Het incest. If you've seen "I'm Coming Out", you know which pairing I'm talking about. ;)
Summary: “I wonder if she kept it,” Daniel slurs after Betty‘s dragged him back to his loft.
Author’s note: I blame poisontaster and txtequilanights. Damn enablers. *grumbles*

( It Don‘t Mean A Thing If It Ain‘t Got That Swing )

Baaa.

Get your own valentinr

Tonight I have work. I'd feel bad about missing the game, but ... well, I don't like football. So there you go. I'm trying to look on the bright side, which is that I'm going to work and I can pretty much guarantee that most everybody else will be either calling in with a personal day or will have taken a vacation day. I'm betting it'll be me and five other people at the most. No pressure! Woo!

I hate seeing the commercials for Gay, Straight, or Taken, if only because I think I have proven over the years that I would SUCK at it. I mean, cripes, my two biggest crushes in high school turned out to be gay. And I think I may have hooked them up accidentally once. So maybe I did have gaydar and it was a hell of a lot better than I thought it was. :)