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Dear Carrie Underwood,
I was really angry that you trashed my car until I saw that you carved your name into my leather seats. Thanks! I'm sure the police will be grateful you made their job that much easier when they go to your house to arrest you.
Sincerely,
Your ex-boyfriend
P.S. Enjoy anger management classes!
*****
After talking with Jess last night I realized that over the past year or so I've been asked out by four different guys (not counting the blind date) and three of them were drunken co-workers I wouldn't want to date even if they were sober. So here are my options, as far as I can see:
1. I am so awesome that guys feel they need to drink to prepare themselves.
2. I am so obviously going to say no to a date that guys feel the need to drink to prepare themselves.
3. I am only attractive to unattractive drunks.
And I really don't have the cojones to believe it's that first one.
*****
There was a HUGE turkey in the road when I was driving home. He walked out of the way of my car and then walked back to where he was when I drove past. Now, the turkey ... HE'S awesome. :)
I was really angry that you trashed my car until I saw that you carved your name into my leather seats. Thanks! I'm sure the police will be grateful you made their job that much easier when they go to your house to arrest you.
Sincerely,
Your ex-boyfriend
P.S. Enjoy anger management classes!
*****
After talking with Jess last night I realized that over the past year or so I've been asked out by four different guys (not counting the blind date) and three of them were drunken co-workers I wouldn't want to date even if they were sober. So here are my options, as far as I can see:
1. I am so awesome that guys feel they need to drink to prepare themselves.
2. I am so obviously going to say no to a date that guys feel the need to drink to prepare themselves.
3. I am only attractive to unattractive drunks.
And I really don't have the cojones to believe it's that first one.
*****
There was a HUGE turkey in the road when I was driving home. He walked out of the way of my car and then walked back to where he was when I drove past. Now, the turkey ... HE'S awesome. :)
