Fic: go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight (R)

title: go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
author: trollprincess
fandom: Make Me A Supermodel
pairing: Ronnie/Ben
rating: R
spoilers: The fashion week episode.
summary: Ronnie thinks about sex a lot.
disclaimer: They're not really sleeping together. Ben has a wife. Ronnie has a crush. And I have an unresolved wish that we could all go back in time and re-do the fetish photo shoot with Ben and Ronnie making out in their underwear for cameras. Or maybe just for me.
author's note: Title from "Fairytale" by Sara Bareilles. And don't go spreading this around, yo. Oh, poor Ben's wife. *headsmack*

( go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight )

I bought a case of Smirnoff yesterday. God help us all.

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Bwahahahahaha!

EDIT: Oh, my God, I finally found people I play golf better than -- the entire cast of Celebrity Rehab. SCORE.

Five shows I will currently drop everything to watch

1. Project Runway. Well, duh.

2. Make Me A Supermodel. Which I didn't think I would like and it turns out I love to pieces. Bitchy models! Slashy boys! Pretty clothes! Woohoo!

3. Celebrity Rehab. You'd think it'd be cheesier, because there is a mental disconnecting lag between when you first start watching and you're thinking, "Oh, wow, Judy from Family Matters really existed! And now she's an addict. Huh," and later episodes when you're like, "Oh, man, these people need so much help." Particularly Jeff Conaway, which ... DAMN. And then there's Daniel Baldwin, who does a lot of stomping around the clinic like the nerdy studious older sister snotting around the house during your giggly fourth-grade sleepover all, "Do you MIND? I'm trying to get SOBER here! Hmph!" And then he leaves because he tries to get Mary Carey to take her top off, or something.

4. Supernatural. Well, duh. I know some people are loving it and some people aren't, but honestly, considering the writer's strike at this point I'm just grateful for every new episode we get.

5. Any VH-1 list show. And I'm currently proving that by watching the second hour of VH-1's 100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders.

AWWWWWW.

Heh. There you go.

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Remember the Impossible Quiz?

Wanna play the sequel?

*dodges flying rotten vegetables*

*dies*

I left on Casanova because I couldn't find anything else to watch and ... well, Heath Ledger.

HA! Bela's the nun he sleeps with in the beginning of the movie. That's hilarious, y'all.