See, this is what talking about the virginity thing does to me.

Now I can't stop thinking that I should write a book about being a 31-year-old virgin who's NOT all, "God told me at my father/daughter purity ball that I have to stay chaste until I'm maaaaaaarried."

Foodgasm!

The cafe has this thing that I've been putting off getting for a while, but got for myself today because I got yet another cavity filled at the dentist. It's a Sweet Mama Panini -- it's Nutella and sliced bananas on cinnamon foccacia bread with whipped cream and maple syrup.

I know I'm not going to finish this because their paninis are huge, but OMG, don't care, OM NOM NOM.

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I'm alternating between plotting Heroine Addiction and seeing how many ideas I can come up with for the virgin book. If I can actually turn that into something ... well, I'll come up with something both hilarious and pitiable to react with when we cross that bridge.

Here, have these:

6 "World-Changing" Inventions (That Didn't Change Shit)

13 book-to-film adaptations the authors hated

25 Cool Movie Locations...And How To Visit Them In Google Street View

A quick comment on tonight's SYTYCD

I'm shipping the jazz brothers.

... hey, THEY asked for it.

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And now I'm watching Make Me A Supermodel.

Aw, Branden. *pats his wee head*

Oh, man ...

Two things about tonight's Make Me A Supermodel:

1. \o/
2. ;o;

Yeah, yeah, it's an all-emoticon reaction. Sue me.