2010-12-03

apocalypsos: (i'm an amused children's bullfighter)
2010-12-03 03:20 pm

A writer's brain during their day job.

Seriously, this is what my brain does all day long at work.

8 AM:
"I should come up with story ideas while I'm on the phone!"

11 AM:
"Ooo, maybe I should write a romance novel! I've never written one of those!"

2 PM:
"You know what I would love to read and therefore should write? A nice simple gay romance."

6 PM:
"-- and the one guy has LASERS which come out of his EYES and he saves PUPPIES when he's not A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER, and the other guy is A MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE STAR but when he's at home he's a GODDAMN WIZARD WHO JUGGLES PONIES, and together they punch CLOWNS and --"

9 PM:
"... AND THEN THEY HAD SEX ON THE RED CARPET OF THE OSCARS. THE END."