The Earth revolves around a steaming ball of gas. Just not that one.
Only Donald Trump could make the release of Obama's long-form birth certificate All About Him and then be shocked -- SHOCKED I TELL YOU -- when he's the main focus of the Correspondents' Dinner only a week later.
Also, if I hear any supporter of that racist bag of wind and hair say that he'd make a good president because he's made a ton of money to my face rather than in random internet comments, I'll shoot back, "And he only had to file for bankruptcy four times!" so fast I'll beat a landspeed record.
... oh, boy, I cannot WAIT for next year's election. *sigh*
Also, if I hear any supporter of that racist bag of wind and hair say that he'd make a good president because he's made a ton of money to my face rather than in random internet comments, I'll shoot back, "And he only had to file for bankruptcy four times!" so fast I'll beat a landspeed record.
... oh, boy, I cannot WAIT for next year's election. *sigh*