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2005-01-02 12:40 pm

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Title: Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen To Hugo Reyes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess
Fandom: Lost
Characters: Hurley
Rating: PG-13 (mostly for a little violence)
Disclaimer: Dear teacher, please excuse [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess from gym class, as she sprained something while screwing with Lost canon that wasn't hers to play with her anyway. And she didn't even get any money out of it, either. Hmph. Sincerely, [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess's doctor. :)
Author's note: Obsessive? Moi? Whyever would you suggest such a thing? In any event, the title's "Probably Didn't Happen" rather than just "Never Happened" because ... well, when it comes to Lost, you can't really say 'never'. Also, some of these are crossovers, and some aren't.

Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen To Hugo Reyes )
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2004-03-30 09:56 am
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You know, I had a thought a while back about something fandom-related, but I never really sat down and wrote it out. Well, I just got the thought back into my head, and so I present to you, the Buffy version ...

1,001 Fandom Baby Names -- The Rules For Naming Your Child In the Fandom World )

Okay, now somebody do this for other fandoms, 'cause I have to go to work.
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2004-02-17 09:01 am
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Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Author: Troll Princess
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None, I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like. (Okay, well, maybe a little pairing. But not that one, 'cause ... uh, no. Just no.)
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters or this universe. And of course, this is brutally obvious, as I am not currently on a rooftop in L.A. right now picking WB executives with an M-16.
Spoilers for: Angel -- "Home"; Buffy -- "Chosen"

Chapter Five: His Girl Friday the 13th )
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2004-02-11 01:00 am
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Sleep! I'm coming, just give me a second to post fic!

Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Author: Troll Princess
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None, I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like.
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Otherwise, I'd be much nicer to them, with the exceptions of Connor and Dawn, who'd be fed to rabid mutant squirrels. (So I won't really be hurting them, unless you count ripping their emotional stability to shreds as pain.)

Chapter Four: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility )
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2003-09-27 12:33 am
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Yay! Time to eat my cheesecake bar!

Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None. I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like.
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Otherwise, I'd be much nicer to them, with the sole exceptions of Connor and Dawn, who'd be fed to rabid mutant squirrels. But I swear I'll be nice to them in the story, honest. (Okay, sorta nice. No embarrassing photos, and pulses all around.)
Spoilers for: Angel -- "Home", Buffy -- "Chosen"
Author's Note: Fair warning ... this chapter's fairly gruesome at one point. Just figured I'd give a head's-up.

Chapter Three: No Gas, No Cigarettes, 1001 Miles to Nowhere, and She's Wearing Sunglasses )
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2003-09-20 08:14 pm
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Yay! Now I can go get a Slushy! *happy dance*

Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None. I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like.
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Otherwise, I'd be much nicer to them, with the sole exceptions of Connor and Dawn, who'd be fed to rabid mutant squirrels. But I swear I'll be nice to them in the story, honest. (By the way, anybody who thinks this isn't me being nice to them ... they're still alive, all of their body parts are intact, and they have yet to have naughty pictures taken of them in compromising positions with farm animals.)
Spoilers for: Angel -- "Home", Buffy -- "Chosen"

Chapter Two: Rejects from Another Time Zone )
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2003-09-19 10:02 pm
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It's not beta'd, but I got Chapter One finished and that's all right by me.

Title: An Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: None. I swear. Witch's honor. I don't care what it looks like.
Summary: A chance meeting between Connor and Dawn results in some major life-changing damage.
Archive: Just give me fair warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Otherwise, I'd be much nicer to them, with the sole exceptions of Connor and Dawn, who'd be fed to rabid mutant squirrels. But I swear I'll be nice to them in the story, honest.
Spoilers for: Angel -- "Home", Buffy -- "Chosen"

Chapter One: A Chance Meeting )
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2003-07-19 03:40 am

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[livejournal.com profile] jenboo has the Giles/Joe 'ship story covered, but dude, this had to be written so badly. Hers is going to be the long, more serious version, this is the short, silly version.

Hee ... )