apocalypsos: (simon says fuck it)
Title: I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like
Author: trollprincess
Fandom: CW RPS
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 22,000 words
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Disclaimer: They're not having sex. It's just fun pretending they are.
Summary: AU. Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.
Author's note: This was supposed to be my Bigbang. Obviously, I didn't quite make it in time. But hey, I got it finished in the end, so yay for me. Also, [livejournal.com profile] keepaofthecheez is the awesomest awesome who ever awesomed. In summation, \o/. (Hey, it's early. I'm not exactly verbose right about now.)

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like, part one )
apocalypsos: (job well done)
Guess who finally wrote something?



I would have made it longer but ... hell, fuck it, it's been like two months since I've written anything more than a sentence long. Winner. \o/

Title: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: None
Summary: Crack AU! I was going to write a Dirty Jobs crossover where Mike Rowe rides along with the Winchesters (*flings plotbunny at ... uh, ANYBODY ELSE*) and somewhere along the line this line that I cracked during some internet discussion about an actor signing up for a movie slipped into my brain where I said something like, “Oh, no, you don't get the character's superpowers until AFTER you make the movie.” And then I wrote this. *dances*
Author's note: Blaaaaaaaargh. *smacks writer's block around a little*

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things )
apocalypsos: (virgin)
Fic: If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids
Author: [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess
Artist credit: [livejournal.com profile] kshapiro [Link to art]
Genre: RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 21,000 words
Warnings: Graphic m/m sex and Chad. But not together! *thumbs up*
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, some Jared/Sandy
Summary: Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show "Supernatural", but under cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spandex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancouver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom's ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who's following "Shadow" on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights. In other words, Jared’s a tall friendly Texan who walks through walls, Jensen’s his reserved new co-star -- together, THEY FIGHT CRIME! \o/
Author’s note: Extreme amounts of thanks go out to [livejournal.com profile] unperfectwolf for being a faaaaabulous beta, to [livejournal.com profile] kshapiro for doing the artwork, to [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster and [livejournal.com profile] txtequilanights for cheerleading and spurring me on and spazz-wrangling when I was all, “Here, read this and tell me it doesn’t suck,” and also to [livejournal.com profile] keepaofthecheez for spazz-wrangling me THIS week when she needed porn and I was like, "Er, I have some," and shoved this at her. Heh.

If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

Part One )
apocalypsos: (katiedog)
Okay, so this was supposed to be short. It won't be. It wants to be longer and multi-chaptered now, so ... whatever. To hell with it. Apparently I can only commit to writing non-crackfic J-squared if it's family-sized. Go figure.

On the other hand, good. I could stand to try writing multi-chaptered fic again, although feel free to jump me and remind me to finish the fucker, right?

Also, I find it highly amusing that as long as this doesn't go on forever (which it shouldn't) I could easily use different adorable pet icons for every different chapter. HEE.

Title: Snips And Snails And Puppy-Dog Tails (1/?)
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: CW RPS
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jensen/Jared (Well, Jensen/everybody, really. And Mike/Tom and Steve/Chris references. Any more pop up later, I’ll wave a flag or something.)
Summary: AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.
Author’s note: I just had this sudden urge to see Jared and Jensen covered in small children and puppies, is all. (I know there‘s probably some law against day cares and animals and field trips or whatever, but … hand wave, damn it! Puppies and babies! Come on!)

Snips And Snails And Puppy-Dog Tails )
apocalypsos: (boo misbehave)
Title: That Kindergarten AU I Can’t Believe I’m Writing
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: G (... duh.)
Author’s note: I hate all of you. ;P (Just pretend they’re all the same age, ‘kay?)

That Kindergarten AU I Can’t Believe I’m Writing )


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