Me: "I am not writing this. I missed vast swaths of the show because of my Tiffani hate and... and anyway, I am not writing this! RPS! The last of the slippery slopes! And for fuck's sake, Bravo Reality show RPS."
EvilInternalVoice: "You could post with an alias."
Me: "Frell you. I still don't have enough solid canon, deal with that."
EvilInternalVoice: "You could find a beta."
Me: "...."
EvilInternalVoice: "Oh come on. We know this song. You were never gonna write fanfic, but then you got a plotbunny. You were never gonna write slash, but then you got a plotbunny. You're never gonna write RPS, but oops, look at the bunn--"
Me: "Shutup."
EvilInternalVoice: "Face it. You're Plot's Bitch."