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So it's the Fratards, the Hippies, and Ray and Yolanda. Well, I hoped for Ray and Yolanda to make the final three, but hadn't expected it, so that's pretty cool. At this point, I really hope they win, even though they so won't.

It'll come down to the Fratards and the Hippies, and is it really bad that if I have to choose between the two right now, I'd pick the Fratards? I don't even like them, but they don't annoy half as much as the Hippies anymore. I mean, yeah, they're pigs, but at least they don't fight with one another and when they're sneaky, it's actually a little amusing in the stupidity of it. And they've never yelled "T-Tow!", which is more of a plus than it really should be.

*****

Ken is an ass. A complete and total ass. And Stephen out of a suit is vaguely cute. Still a snob, but vaguely cute in a very weird way.

Also, did you notice the more-than-half-drunk bottle of champagne Stephen was holding? HEE.

Heh. The "Dave is a spazz" clips.

Tiffani's hair looks horrendous straightened, which is scary considering I hate the curls with every fiber of my being.

Stephen calling Tiffani a fucking liar was a little bit awesome.

Does Cynthia own any other outfit than that one?

Bwahahahaha! The "I'm not your bitch, bitch" T-shirt! I need one so, in a pretty shade of pumpkin orange because it's my color. :)

"I'm a cook/chef." Heh.

Okay, the "They can just go make out" cut with the porn music? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

"It is what it is." *dies laughing*

I know Tiff's drunk, but it's just another instance of Tiffani pouncing on Dave's moment. FUCK OFF.

Harold's wearing flip-flops. Er, NO.

Speaking of shoes that were a mistake, Tiffani's? Ick. And the longer this show goes on, the more drunk she sounds and she sounded pretty wasted to start out.

I love Harold, as grumbly as he can be. (Aw, he's taken. Well, of course he's taken.)

Yay! Unwinding footage! HEE! And hangover footage. :)

CHUNK! Hee. Miguel would be fun to hang out with.

That fight lasted thirty-seven minutes? Bwahahahaha!

You know, Stephen's coming out of the reunion show looking a hell of a lot better than Tiffani is. Hell, at least he can laugh at himself.

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I ♥ Top Chef.

I really want to read Harold/Stephen slash... GAH! So wrong!

I wonder if Harold is gay?

My bets are on Harold to win.

Dude, I really want to write Harold/Stephen post-reunion slash. Something wrong with me? Why, yes ... YES, THERE IS.

Well, he never said he wasn't. ;)

And mine are, too. If he doesn't, though, Dave's my second choice. Tiffani, meanwhile, can feel free to blow me.

I love when Stephen got up to yell at Ken (when Stephen was apologizing to Candace) and Harold had his back so quick! He was like up and grabbing Stephen's arm to keep him from swinging and it was so cute!

But yeah, Stephen totally seemed be taken aback at how he looked on TV.

::is a closet Stephen/Harold shipper::

I want Dave to win, but I think overall Harold is a better chef.

Tiffani is just... I don't even know. Bleh.

Harold/Stephen slash is omg I want it NOW! That is so wrong but it just burns in such a good way. Mmm I could totally see Mr.Darcy!Harold in glasses being all annoyed after a hard day (after he's gotten a regular job in a kitchen) and then Stephen shows up at his restaurant.

God what is wrong with me? Lol.

Oh! I totally loved that too! My eyes like zoomed in on Harold's hand on Stephen's arm. That was great.

*wants Harold/Stephen slash sooooo bad*

This reunion show has totally made me HATE Tiffani and kind of enjoy Stephen. I feel like the earth is roatating backwards.

the slash can't come quickly enough

Same for me. Tiffani sucks Stephen is so loveably annoying. Hee!

omg the DRAMA. there was so much more tension than on the PR2 reunion. it was CRAZY.

and stephen definitely came out better, the way he appologised to candice. and he looks cuter in a tee and jeans, for SURE.

and i heart harold to death, but omg how many times did he call himself a cook? XD and dave was as high strung as ever. as long as one one of them wins, im good.

but tiffani? URGH she came out even WORSE. geeze. i mean she even tried to take daves shirt!

Dude, Tiffani was so fucking wasted. I mean, Stephen was wasted, too -- awesomely so, because it relaxed the hell out of him and he was great tonight -- but Tiffani just looked worse, stumbled all over, slurred her words, started fights, and came out looking like an even bigger bitch than normal. I didn't even know there was a worse setting, but ... *points*

Stephen is my Top Chef Santino. I loathed Santino right up to the Reunion show, whereupon I started going, "He.... O.o I... kind of... like him...." I am right there with Stephen now, man.

I am also right there on the slash, which is disturbing, because I am traditionally so not an RPS girl. (Except I can see Mythbusters slash, but I understand that's a common thing--seeing Mythbusters slash even when most RPS makes you go >.>, I mean.) My head seems to be trying to cough up some sort of cracky AU. I'm going to ignore it on the basis I missed the first... *mumbleshrug*... episodes of the series and besides, I do not write this sort of thing.

>.>
<.<

*pushes the plotbunny away from her with a broom*

I missed the first few episodes, so I have no idea who Ken is. I didn't miss much. I actually came out of the reunion thinking there were very few of the cast I wouldn't enjoy spending time with, the exceptions being Tiff and Ken.

I loved Stephen and LeeAnne passing the bottle of wine back and forth.

So very annoyed by the Damn Hippies. But still, it's been kinda obvious from the second episode or so that Fratards and Damn Hippies would be the top two.

I was ticked off by the fake drama of the FF, too. After all, since when has a FF winner NOT come in first? Now, I understand Yolanda's choice, since fighting it out with Damn Hippies and losing (which seems probable) would've put them in last and out.

Does anybody have a longer broom?

Bwahahahaha! The "I'm not your bitch, bitch" T-shirt!

Hey, the Bravo.com site is actually selling them.

Dude, I actually wrote the damn pairing. I am the wrong person to ask.

Me: "I am not writing this. I missed vast swaths of the show because of my Tiffani hate and... and anyway, I am not writing this! RPS! The last of the slippery slopes! And for fuck's sake, Bravo Reality show RPS."
EvilInternalVoice: "You could post with an alias."
Me: "Frell you. I still don't have enough solid canon, deal with that."
EvilInternalVoice: "You could find a beta."
Me: "...."
EvilInternalVoice: "Oh come on. We know this song. You were never gonna write fanfic, but then you got a plotbunny. You were never gonna write slash, but then you got a plotbunny. You're never gonna write RPS, but oops, look at the bunn--"
Me: "Shutup."
EvilInternalVoice: "Face it. You're Plot's Bitch."

Erm, not to encourage you, but thanks to Bravo's penchant for rerunning the hell out of their reality shows and my bad habit of putting it on as background noise, I've seen every episode a half-dozen times. So I could beta.