apocalypsos | (no subject)

You know what I just realized after checking out the Top Chef Wikipedia entry for something? You know which contestant has won the most elimination challenges? Dave. We're all sitting around talking how he's the underdog, but if you want to get technical, he's done better than everyone else. (Unless you count the Quickfires, in which case Lee Anne kicked ass. But still.)

I'm taking a break from working on the House of Wax recap, if only to give my brain a break. The Paddywhack/Mayhem innuendo is going to crack me here. How is it possible for everything that comes out of their mouths to be pornographic?

And tomorrow, it's off to mock Poseidon. There is a small part of me that regrets my inability to attend opening day in hotpants.