Here's what I have learned from this season of Grey's Anatomy:

If you love someone -- I mean, like, really LOVE someone like in a romance novel, with all of your heart, so much that you practically hum from it, and every time that person's near you, you get all happy and smile without knowing why, and the two of you get married and have babies and live happily and full of good health and trouble-free for the rest of your natural lives -- you will never get any screentime.