...Oh, God, we're doomed.

I so want her to update that thing again. Soooo badly. Oh, man. Seriously. I need material. And an icon.

Re Dave/Stephen: Haha, can you see Steven trying to be all profound and drunk and comparing Tiff to some sort of poorly-aged wine, and Dave rolling his eyes (although it'd be helped by the booze) and making some sort of witty comment? And then the miming and the sock puppet talking behind her back in the kitchen? And the giggling? And the drunken sex?

Crap.