Too bad you can't act as a character witness in her trial.
Defense attorney: You worked with EvilBitch, could you kindly tell the court a little about her as a co-worker?
TP: Well, for starters, she always stunk. Smelled real bad. But the crazy thing is, she'd come up to us and accuse us of stinking. I'd often wondered if she was just insane, but I suppose since we're here today, it might just have been her lifestyle...
Defense: Um, err, I meant, was she a nice lady? Did you enjoy working beside her?
TP: Actually, no. In fact, had you not brought her in here to try her for her crimes, I might be the one hiring you when I killed her using only my fingernails and a dirty look...
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Defense attorney: You worked with EvilBitch, could you kindly tell the court a little about her as a co-worker?
TP: Well, for starters, she always stunk. Smelled real bad. But the crazy thing is, she'd come up to us and accuse us of stinking. I'd often wondered if she was just insane, but I suppose since we're here today, it might just have been her lifestyle...
Defense: Um, err, I meant, was she a nice lady? Did you enjoy working beside her?
TP: Actually, no. In fact, had you not brought her in here to try her for her crimes, I might be the one hiring you when I killed her using only my fingernails and a dirty look...
Defense: We rest, Your Honor.