Okay, check the pool.

[apocalypsos]

Who had "thirty-seven minutes" on the amount of time it would take my relatives to drive me into the safe haven of my brother's room where he's playing video games and making snide remarks about absolutely nothing?

Because if you did, you win.

I'm on my third Smirnoff, and as I said to my mom, keep 'em coming.

*drinks*

Did I mention I get really honest when I get wasted? Oh, this Christmas should be interesting.