Ohmygod. OH.MY.GOD! I hurt myself laughing, woman! This is hysterical!!!

Instead, he ends up reading the back cover and checking out the first chapter.

Dean. Dean, Dean, Deano. When Sam left a copy of "On the Road," he really didn't mean for you to start reading romance novels, mkay?

Okay, so here's the thing they don't tell guys about romance novels.

*nods sympathetically* It's the whole stigma of reading them, right?

Dean donates the books to Goodwill the day he feels the insane and violent urge to write a romance novel.

*can't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight* That's one of the best sentences I've ever read.

Oh, stop laughing.

Bbbbut-- and it-- and just-- I even-- *flails helplessly*

He names the main characters John and Mary because ...

Well, it's a love story, man. Come on.

*wibble*

"It's pretty good, actually."

Dean doesn't stop grinning for the rest of the day.

*wibbles some more* Oh Sammich!