If you haven't seen Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, you need to. Now-ish. Robert Downey Jr plays a small-time crook who teams up with private detective Gay Perry (Val Kilmer) to solve murder mysteries in Hollywood. He also narrates because, hey, it's his film, and he's an idiot but he's an idiot in love with a woman who beats up a transformer with a baseball bat who accidentally cuts his finger off after he goes to bed with her best friend.

Larry (which is to say, Mr Downey) screws up a lot. Perry is badass and awesome and definitely Kilmer's best role since Tombstone. It's basically awesome.