apocalypsos: (boo tantrum)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2007-08-11 11:28 am

I do not think that means what you think it means.

Man sues flower company, saying it ruined his marriage by revealing affair

Before I clicked on that link, I though, "Oh, great, another 'What a moron' story." But now I kind of want to smack the soon-to-be-ex-wife.

The wife moves out and files for divorce. After that, the husband starts dating a woman and sends her flowers. A few months later, he and the wife reconcile and she moves back in. Then 1-800-Flowers sends her a thank-you note. When she doesn't know what for, they send her a copy of the note that went with the flowers, and she gets pissed and files for divorce again, this time asking for more money for infidelity.

I'm sorry, WHAT?! You were filing for divorce from the man.

*headdesk*

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