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apocalypsos) wrote2007-08-11 11:33 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2007-08-11 11:33 pm
HA!
Tonight at the movie theater while waiting for the movie to start ...
Me: Oh, hey, did you hear that Wal-Mart's going to start selling Biblical action figures?
Bryan: Really? That's awesome.
Me: Yeah, I think there's going to be a Jesus one.
Bryan: And that's exactly what he'd be, too, an action figure. Not a doll.
Me: Yeah, but an action figure actually DOES something. Jesus isn't a doing-something kind of guy in the action-figure sense.
Bryan: Sure he is. Stand him up on a table, knock him over, stand him back up again. "Look, he rose from the dead!"
Me: *chokes on my soda*
Me: Oh, hey, did you hear that Wal-Mart's going to start selling Biblical action figures?
Bryan: Really? That's awesome.
Me: Yeah, I think there's going to be a Jesus one.
Bryan: And that's exactly what he'd be, too, an action figure. Not a doll.
Me: Yeah, but an action figure actually DOES something. Jesus isn't a doing-something kind of guy in the action-figure sense.
Bryan: Sure he is. Stand him up on a table, knock him over, stand him back up again. "Look, he rose from the dead!"
Me: *chokes on my soda*
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