HA!

[apocalypsos]

Tonight at the movie theater while waiting for the movie to start ...

Me: Oh, hey, did you hear that Wal-Mart's going to start selling Biblical action figures?
Bryan: Really? That's awesome.
Me: Yeah, I think there's going to be a Jesus one.
Bryan: And that's exactly what he'd be, too, an action figure. Not a doll.
Me: Yeah, but an action figure actually DOES something. Jesus isn't a doing-something kind of guy in the action-figure sense.
Bryan: Sure he is. Stand him up on a table, knock him over, stand him back up again. "Look, he rose from the dead!"
Me: *chokes on my soda*

Comments

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

He sounds like a Weeble. *giggles*

[shehasathree]

heh.

[florahart]

Like this?

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=d1710250e83ab0a601077180a950919d

(or this)

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=068ab06d701153e48b691a80a020d718

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

You could also nail it to the hood of your car, like a blessed hood ornament. Or nail it to an existing hood ornament for bonus points.

[lone-hobbit.livejournal.com]

dude, I already have action-figure Jesus.

He has GLOW IN THE DARK HANDS. And comes with mini plastic fish.

He sometimes makes out with my Tenth Doctor figure...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And that would be my cue to use this icon. :)

[vass]

You mean like Bobble-Head Jesus?

[kanedax.livejournal.com]

And the Christ Allegory has an action feature.

[wuoreb.livejournal.com]

Ok - you made me laugh really hard at work. Thanks.