The Pickup Artist is this show about these schlubs who are taught how to treat women like brainless slabs of meat how to pick up hot chicks by this "professional pickup artist" who's got the lack of brain cells balls to go out in public and call himself Mystery. (The only mystery apparently being just how many venereal diseases he's carrying.)

Really, it's just this slimy guy wearing a gigantic black-fur hat teaching guys who'd probably be the hit of any sci-fi con I've ever been at how to pick up bimbos.