Really though, even if Dale has a weak sense of smell, how did HUNG not know that scented candles were a horrible idea?

Here's what I want to know. He turned around and said, "Oh, the store didn't have unscented candles." Even if he's got a weak sense of smell, I have very rarely seen scented candles that AREN'T labeled with their scents. Even the cheap ones are labeled, for crying out loud. (I just pulled the half-empty bags of votives out of my side table -- the cheap-ass bag I bought at the dollar store -- and they're even labeled as "unscented.")

And I've also very rarely seen a place that sells candles but doesn't sell unscented alternatives. I mean, seriously. It's such a bullshit excuse.