How much do I love CJ?

[apocalypsos]

He named his restaurant after his sister. Aw. AWWWW.

Seriously, this is like the "Why I Love CJ And Want To Bear His Fifty-Seven-Feet-Tall Children" episode. Heh.

EDIT: Aw, CJ, why you gotta pick on Brian? (Not that he's wrong, though. Brian was sweating up a storm but he's right in that it had to be hot in there.)

Also, if the snippets of her entries are any indication, the blogger's sense of humor is broken.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Really though, even if Dale has a weak sense of smell, how did HUNG not know that scented candles were a horrible idea?

Here's what I want to know. He turned around and said, "Oh, the store didn't have unscented candles." Even if he's got a weak sense of smell, I have very rarely seen scented candles that AREN'T labeled with their scents. Even the cheap ones are labeled, for crying out loud. (I just pulled the half-empty bags of votives out of my side table -- the cheap-ass bag I bought at the dollar store -- and they're even labeled as "unscented.")

And I've also very rarely seen a place that sells candles but doesn't sell unscented alternatives. I mean, seriously. It's such a bullshit excuse.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I have been to places that don't sell regular candles unfortunately (and couldn't stay there long at ALL, most artificial fruit flavors give me a severe headache), however since the other team found unscenteds, yeah absolute bullshit. He did at least own the mistake, even if he had half-assed excuses for it.

And goddamnit, it's a team exercise! If you KNOW Howie's doing a shitty job on the Risotto preparation why the hell didn't you step in? It'd be one thing if there had been a confrontation and Howie ignored advice, but to just bitch about it to the cameras? A lot of these people are just thrilled to let the other people hang themselves, even if it makes their own team look like shit. *sigh*

And Brian's team? It's called PRE-WASH! You do it every time you buy ANY plates/glasses/cutlery/etc... precisely because you have no idea what packing crap has gotten all over them.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I should not watch this show; it's bad for my blood pressure.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yours and mine both. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yankee Candle, maybe? 'Cause yeah, places like that will even get to me sometimes. But a place that focuses on decoration the way that that place does usually has them. They might not be easy to find, but they're there. (I swear, every time I go into a place that has candles I have to smell EVERY SINGLE ONE. And then eventually I get to the unscented one and am all, "... aw." :))

And Brian's team? It's called PRE-WASH! You do it every time you buy ANY plates/glasses/cutlery/etc... precisely because you have no idea what packing crap has gotten all over them.

AMEN. When Padma said, "My dish is dusty," I was like, "Smooth move, jackasses!" Sheesh.

[rhyana.livejournal.com]

And I was thinking up until then, "Don't pull a Mikey, Don't pull a Mikey."