I might need to see that, just for the weird mindfuck (background: "Top Chef" Malarkey is from Oregon and resembles (to me, at least) the real Don Malarkey, also from Oregon, whom Scott Grimes portrayed in "Band of Brothers" as seen in this icon, and really, how many people in Oregon are named Malarkey who are not related to Don Malarkey; Scott looks nothing like the real Don Malarkey and I need to go to bed because I'm doing a terrible job of explaining why this is funny to me).