Ah ha ha! My brother had a few problems finding work after college (he's an offshore engineer, and it's a very specialised area where experience is all important), so he spent six months working on a fish farm. Spawning season came around, and Wilbur put on his hat, stood at the door and said, "It's spawning day today, we're going to wank fish."

My sister just stared at him and said, "They're paying you to wank fish?"

And Wilbur hung his head, "No, I'm not allowed to wank the fish, I just hold the bucket."