"before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body"...

what, like, jeez. FOOD?
Holy crap, those women and their EATING. You know once they start with putting food into their mouths it's only a matter of time before they start putting other things in there. I'd call this the food-cocksucking axis.

By this logic, you're a bad virgin if you had breakfast this morning.
Conservatives make me laugh with TEH STUPID.