See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[fidgetknickers.livejournal.com]

So what do my eight tattoos and twelve piercings make me? Whatever degree of ho-bag I am, I wish someone would tell it to me complete inability to get laid.

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You're awesome.