See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

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[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

Well, you may as well go have sex with the next 6 guys, 3 women, and mailbox* you see. It seems you're already going to hell, so why not?

I have to wonder if it's painful to be that stupid and that's what makes her such a bitch.



*Obviously, having Poe's signature on your lower back makes you perverted, as well as a slut, so you must want sex with even bizarre objects.