See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

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Hey, what if a woman is a Type I diabetic? It won't take long for her to agree to repeatedly take insulin injections. Is she easy too?

[lilacsigil.livejournal.com]

YES! Diabetic women are the sluttiest of all. And they (often) start so young! Disgusting!