See? I completely suck at that whole being-a-virgin thing.

[apocalypsos]

But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words,she’s easy.

Obviously my four tattoos mean I'm a whore. And I get bonus points for the Poe signature across my lower back! SCORE.

So I'm awful at being a virgin but I'm so good at being a slut I don't even have to have sex to do it. Awesome!

Comments

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

"before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body"...

what, like, jeez. FOOD?
Holy crap, those women and their EATING. You know once they start with putting food into their mouths it's only a matter of time before they start putting other things in there. I'd call this the food-cocksucking axis.

By this logic, you're a bad virgin if you had breakfast this morning.
Conservatives make me laugh with TEH STUPID.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I'd call this the food-cocksucking axis.

Holy crap - I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor. ::rotfling::

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

food-cocksucking axis.

*dies and is ded*