Heh. That would be Carly. I feel like Parker. That kid just stands in every scene they have him in not-so-subtly rolling his eyes at Carly's antics. It's great. And it's a nice antithesis to Sage, who's perky and annoyingly girly and -- considering her complexion, eyes and hair color -- probably adopted (which is probably mean but NOT CARING, the bothersome little spazz).

Meg has terrible taste in guys. Paul, who's a scumbag, and Craig, who ... okay, I totally laugh every time she yells at him for being All About The Baby because I'd want to throttle him, too, and yet he is SUCH a slimeball. I don't remember him being half the slimeball he is now, but maybe I caught him in a good year the last time I used to watch this show.

And Gwen can bite me, too. All she gives a damn about is having a baby RIGHT NOW. Aren't she and Will, like, twelve years old? Honestly, you don't need to get a baby yesterday. Sheesh.

(YES. So very, very sad.)