Huckabee is the scariest mofo on the campaign trail though, because he's funny and as govenor of Arrkansas, he did a lot for the poor. Those two things could seriously influence liberal-leaning independents. he manages to keep is fucked up religious right stuff undercover, for the most part.

Let's not even talk about him using his clout to get his son off after he tortured a dog to death. Or his Arkansas crusade to make divorce nearly impossible. Or how he released convicts based solely on the say so of his preacher friend, and how one guy went on to murder-rape again.

FEAR HUCAKABEE.