I think it was just such a little weenie fauxhawk. Like, Jen and Richard go for the gusto, but all Ilan could manage was that little pussy fauxhawk.

Unless he's gone back to that douchey New York City skyline carving in his hair.

WHAT.

I'd see Betty and Elia and Ilan on the cover and my brain would short-circuit.

I loved Elia so much and thought she would be so cute with Marcel (My natural reaction was to go "What? I ship reality show contestants! Leave me alone!" until I remembered who I was talking to ;)) until the Hair Incident. And then she could burn in hell.