My friend Megan went to high school with the Olsens in Hollywood, and she lost her virginity to Spencer Pratt and then he "BORROWED" her car and CRASHED IT. I feel so bad for her because we all have sick addictions to The Hills and she's constantly reminded of how she was a REALLY DUMB FIFTEEN YEAR-OLD.

Also, Spencer sold a bunch of pictures of the Olsens to the tabloids when he was like nineteen. He fails the universe. It's too bad he's so wildly entertaininggg.