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apocalypsos) wrote2008-09-08 07:30 am
apocalypsos) wrote2008-09-08 07:30 am
Bwahahaha!
Spotted on Not Always Right ...
(I was teaching a 60 year-old or so guy how to use the internet.)
Customer: “So… I can search for… ANYTHING?”
Me: “Anything.”
Customer: “And this will just find it for me?”
Me: “Yup.”
(We search for a baseball score, find it, and go back to Google. He clicks on the search bar again and “baseball scores” comes up.)
Customer: “Oh, it keeps a list?”
Me: “Yeah, so it’s easier to find the stuff you like next time.”
Customer: *disheartened* “Can I get rid of that? You know, like if I… you know… buy my wife a present or something and don’t want her to know about it?”
Me: “Yeah, just click on ‘Reset Safari’ and it will delete any evidence of what you searched.”
(The guy is clearly dumbfounded at the world of opportunities now available to him.)
Customer: “You just saved my marriage.”
(Enjoy your porn, Gary.)
(I was teaching a 60 year-old or so guy how to use the internet.)
Customer: “So… I can search for… ANYTHING?”
Me: “Anything.”
Customer: “And this will just find it for me?”
Me: “Yup.”
(We search for a baseball score, find it, and go back to Google. He clicks on the search bar again and “baseball scores” comes up.)
Customer: “Oh, it keeps a list?”
Me: “Yeah, so it’s easier to find the stuff you like next time.”
Customer: *disheartened* “Can I get rid of that? You know, like if I… you know… buy my wife a present or something and don’t want her to know about it?”
Me: “Yeah, just click on ‘Reset Safari’ and it will delete any evidence of what you searched.”
(The guy is clearly dumbfounded at the world of opportunities now available to him.)
Customer: “You just saved my marriage.”
(Enjoy your porn, Gary.)