apocalypsos | Quick nonspoilery Gossip Girl comment about tonight's episode.

I knew it! Nobody's that close to their trophy mom!

Oh me too! That's what I'm saying! Stop fucking up Blair's plans to destroy!!

Jeez, I don't even like Serena and I want her to run away screaming from Lacrosse Guy.

YES GOD STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER. *headdesk*

OMG CHUCK'S OUTFIT IS YAY!!!

CHUCK'S OUTFIT IS ALL THAT IS GOOD AND IMMORAL IN THE WORLD. \o/

I need an icon of him wearing it yesterday. Is he at an Easter party? :)

IT IS ALWAYS EASTER IN CHUCK'S WORLD!

I think Chuck and Blair need to get married if only because that closet would be some sort of sartorial mecca.

HIT HER! HIT HER!!!!!!!!!!

WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Oh, Dan, shut UP.

Well it wouldn't be an ep of GG without Dan being judgy.

And because it bears repeating: SHUT UP VANESSA.

Ain't that the truth.

Nate just needs to go back to Chuck and ask. Chuck would do anything for that boy, damn it.

Aw, Nate.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! LOVE CHUCK! LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!

CHUUUUUUUUUCK. OMG I WANT TO KEEP HIM.

DAN'S A SOCIAL PARIAH. \O/

LOVE THIS EP!!!!

(Though I feel bad for B of course, as I love her and S as besties)

But still!!

AND NOW HEROES YAY!!!!!!

EEEEEE! *changes channels*

Oh, man, I almost like the emo bangs more than I do the damn slicked-back look on Peter.

I love how making out with your brother's corpse is a fine Petrelli family tradition.

HIRO!

Haaaaaaaaaaa, he's so fucking bored he's playing with his clock.

"I'm extremely interested in money." Oh, Ando, I've missed you.