Let's see.... Used fanzines sales, lots of sports players, president of some music company--- oh my *God*. Oh hell.

Someone put up a really bad fantasy story that I entered into a competition back in middle school. They didn't tell me they were going to do that, dammit! Ewww, it's a Mary Sue *whimpers* Make it go away! Oh, ouch, my punctuation sucked monkey balls. *hides*