ext_22526 ([identity profile] doqz.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] apocalypsos 2004-01-10 07:18 pm (UTC)

Leaving aside Mel, what is it about the movie that screams out to you that "I MUST see this!" ? I can get the same amount of chopped off extremities and death from torture out of Braveheart for half the cost. (Shop smart. Shop S-Mart, check aisle three for crucifixitions now half off only till labor day. Don't forget the complementary Impale Your Own Heretic Home Game Kit. Batteries and Martin Luther not included.)

Personally I am staying the hell away, especially after those lightening strikes' stories. With my record going to that premiere would be roughly equivalent to mooning St. Peter and spray painting the pearly gates with suras from Koran or something.

Nah.

I am going to do my nyah-nyahing from the the safety of my beautiful home with its luxurious lightening rod.

(except now I have an indellible and highly unsettling image of Mohammad in a low-rider, drive-painting Heaven. "Come on out, ese! I'll do you, like I did the Zorohastrians!")


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