Okay, those little fingers and toes were adorable, as were the turtles.

Words still fail me on the octuplet situation.

The art reproductions are cringe-worthy. I always thought art reproduction should be as close to the original as possible and that's how I would judge it (in which case, this one rather fails).

As for the dildo, I cannot say how hard I laughed. It is so perky and floppy and stick-out-y!