Are you freaking serious?!

I have decided to blame the cat for the fact that I'm not done with Heroine Addiction yet.

And when I say that, what I mean is that I had to go to bed because of work, but I planned to get up a half an hour early figuring that that would be plenty of time to finish what I've got before work. Aaaaaand then, about five minutes after I curled up under the blanket on the couch, I smelled something awful, and it turned out that not only does the cat have diarrhea (EW), he had it in the spare room. (EW EW EW.)

Which meant I had to get up and clean it up, and then lie on the couch unable to sleep for a good forty-five minutes worrying and frustrated, and I ended up hitting the snooze alarm anyway even though I didn't want to, and now I'm maybe three hundred words away from finishing and it'll just have to wait until tonight.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH.

... oh, and I also have to call my mom sometime today to tell her that he needs to go to the vet. Ugh.

The universe does not want me to finish this damn book.

I finished the rest of the book longhand today during breaks and lunch and decided to stop at Panera before going home to get it all typed up and out of the way and DONE so I can feed the cat, change the litter, and hit the sack as soon as I get home.

As soon as I finished my soup, my painkillers promptly crapped out and my wisdom tooth started to scream.

I can barely even think straight right now but there's no way in hell I'm leaving the restaurant until I get these freaking pages typed up. C'mon, painkillers, kick in, for fuck's sake.

Oh, my God, I cannot WAIT until Saturday when this fucker gets pulled. OWWWWWWWW.

THANK FUCKING GOD.

Heroine Addiction:

110843 / 110000

I CAN HAVE A LIFE AGAIN. I HEAR THOSE ARE VERY POPULAR AMONG OTHER PEOPLE.

And now the downside of finishing HA ...

Now I have TWO manuscripts I need to edit rather than just the one.

*headdesk*

However, next up on the agenda (writing-wise, not editing-wise):

1. Yuletide! I want to get that story done and over with, although I do believe this will involve spending an entire weekend drunk and indulging in the source material. *rubs hands together with glee*

2. Egress! I've already got 6000 words written. I might as well write the rest of them. ;)

3. The big gay paranormal romance! I was going to put it off, but I was checking out some submission guidelines and fuck, I could do that easy.

Of course, before all that I just have to edit the crap out of the two I already have done.

Because it makes me laugh ...

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