1. "I'm just gonna pretend this is one of my mom's protein drinks." Then he drank the rest of it off the table. WHAT. You can't sing, Malakar, but I might have to buy you a drink at some point. Goddamn. (Although his hair is still atrocious.)
2. I didn't know douchey homophobic Baldwins could baptise people. I have missed out on a lot by not going to church on a regular basis since I was, like, nine.
3. "Thank you for Young Guns" is going up there with "I don't eat food in Brooklyn, okay?" and "I'm the ambassador for wool". Why is it all the crazies come out during the summer? Do they get work release or something?
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2. I didn't know douchey homophobic Baldwins could baptise people. I have missed out on a lot by not going to church on a regular basis since I was, like, nine.
3. "Thank you for Young Guns" is going up there with "I don't eat food in Brooklyn, okay?" and "I'm the ambassador for wool". Why is it all the crazies come out during the summer? Do they get work release or something?