apocalypsos | No, sweetheart.

Sanjaya?

NO.

What happened? My children have commandeered the television and I can't get my Sanjaya awesomeness fix.

He started singing. A LOT.

Oh, Sanjaya, honey, I love you, but NO.

It *had* to be better than Heidi, though, right?

Actually, yeah, it was a hell of a lot better than Heidi. Which isn't saying much -- hell, I'm better than Heidi -- but he beat her by a mile.

Oh. Oh, no. There's a reason he would have been better at Survivor than he was at Idol.

I'm willing to forgive him that one moment for Celebrity Sleepover Camp. (Oh. man, they better post that on the website.)

He just keeps getting cuter every ep. I don't know why, he just. I'm really digging Sanjaya.

I say nothing about his musical skills.