I totally thought this was a man until I saw your part about being a woman.

Ladies who lunch? What century is this woman from? Although I've never been to Britain, so maybe that's a normal form of speech there.

What bugs me about the first quote is that she generalizes about all women, except herself apparently. At least the second quote has a specific kind of person it's using as an example, but um...I eat lunch and happen to still salivate over a truly good meal..so...

Yeah, this woman can take her stuck up shit and shove it where the rest of the shit in her body is located.