I just keep thinking about that couple in Britain who's had two sets of twin girls, and in both cases one came out really white and the other one came out really dark, and in the end both sets of twins sort of evened out anyway.

Well, that, and the one episode of Maury Povich I saw where a very dark black guy was dating a pale blond girl, and they were testing her son against him for paternity because the kid was blond, blue-eyed, and probably paler than me. It turned it was his kid.

But, like you said, WHO GIVES A FUCK.