Um.

[apocalypsos]

I'm sitting alone on my couch in my pajamas, it's seven at night on a Wednesday, and I'm watching some true-crime documentary on A&E.

My mom just drunk-dialed me from Ocean City.

... when did my mom get a more fun social life than me?

EDIT: Oh, apparently she's drunk-dialed everyone on her phone and my dad had to take it away.

You guys, my MOM is on a drunk time-out. *headsmack*

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[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Heee.

There is nothing like Mom's on a drunk dial binge. Mine is only stopped by the fact she tends to take her hearing aids out when trashed, thus reducing her calling abilities.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

According to my dad, the story seems to go that my mom had two beers, a shot, and a handful of french fries, and now she and my cousin are stumbling around Seacrets being silly and loud while my dad and my cousin's husband lush-wrangle.

I broke out the Smirnoff. If my mother is drinking, than I should be too.