Um.

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I'm sitting alone on my couch in my pajamas, it's seven at night on a Wednesday, and I'm watching some true-crime documentary on A&E.

My mom just drunk-dialed me from Ocean City.

... when did my mom get a more fun social life than me?

EDIT: Oh, apparently she's drunk-dialed everyone on her phone and my dad had to take it away.

You guys, my MOM is on a drunk time-out. *headsmack*

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