Granted, I haven't seen them all, but ...

[apocalypsos]

... that's the first time I've ever watched an episode of I Survived when they asked the person who lived through a horrific ordeal why they survived at the end and rather than saying something profound like, "Because God wanted me to live," or, "Because I was meant to do something big with my life and I hadn't done it yet," she simply said, "Because I saw a television special that told me how to escape from a car trunk and it was raining, so that put out the flames I had all over me."

I kind of appreciated that.