tatty bojangles (
apocalypsos) wrote2009-10-13 02:17 pm
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No word of lie, but this just happened.
At precisely two o'clock, the FedEx guy delivers my netbook.
Me: *takes box upstairs to living room* "The newphone book computer's here! The new phone book computer's here!"
Netbook: *sparkles*
Laptop: *grumbles*
Me: *bounds over to the laptop to post a squeeful welcome-home-my-baby post on LJ*
Laptop: *waits until I'm halfway through the post before giving me a blue screen and restarting*
Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry, but you're just not the shit like my wee netbook.
*pats the computer on the head*
Now to pack up my crap and head over to the cafe for a little while to update my netbook's bookmarks and programs once again.
Me: *takes box upstairs to living room* "The new
Netbook: *sparkles*
Laptop: *grumbles*
Me: *bounds over to the laptop to post a squeeful welcome-home-my-baby post on LJ*
Laptop: *waits until I'm halfway through the post before giving me a blue screen and restarting*
Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry, but you're just not the shit like my wee netbook.
*pats the computer on the head*
Now to pack up my crap and head over to the cafe for a little while to update my netbook's bookmarks and programs once again.