This is why I moved back to Southern California. I don't care how high the cost of living is, or how far away the states where gay marriage is legal are, there is no goddamned frost and there is no goddamned snow and I will not be dying of hypothermia all goddamned winter.

Not even exaggerrating.

And I was only living in North Carolina and Maryland, last year.

Why do people even live where there is snow, honestly.