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apocalypsos) wrote2009-10-26 02:05 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2009-10-26 02:05 pm
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Mika and Canaan were at the top of the water slide for forty-five minutes.
I'm going to pretend at least a third of those minutes were spent with Canaan blowing up Mika's cute wee pink swimmies so that I can focus on something other than the fact that the other thirty minutes probably involved an angry man physically intimidating a terrified woman and threatening to push her down a six-story-high incline. Because I'm apparently weird for finding that creepy rather than hilaaaaarious.
I'm going to pretend at least a third of those minutes were spent with Canaan blowing up Mika's cute wee pink swimmies so that I can focus on something other than the fact that the other thirty minutes probably involved an angry man physically intimidating a terrified woman and threatening to push her down a six-story-high incline. Because I'm apparently weird for finding that creepy rather than hilaaaaarious.